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The Queen of fashion speaks...

Grande dame Joan Collins may have antiquated views when it comes to fashion, but she still holds a place in our hearts for her solid as a rock hair and commitment to 80s style alone. Here she is holding forth on the horrors of denim - you see, our Joan is miffed that the Ritz is now allowing jeans wearers to cross their threshold. Yes, it made us mad with rage too...

'I rarely see anyone, male or female, wearing a pair of jeans that flatter them. Fat people just look fatter, particularly in the low-rise hipster type which leaves a mass of blubber hanging over the waist - not a pretty sight. It's even more hideous when the exposed flesh is adorned with various colourful tattoos. Tiny people with thin legs tend to look like giant spiders when they wear the 'skinny jeans' so beloved of fashion editors on the glossy style bibles and celebrity magazines...jeans belong in McDonald's, never the Ritz.'

A motto to live your life by - if you're a grand old 80s icon, that is.

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