Oh dear. Has the shiniest plastic tiara in British celebrity loveland started to slip? Looks like. Jordan, aka Katie Price has fessed up to a Winehouse-esque drugs binge which left her almost suicidal and her marriage on the rocks.

Naughty naughty, been busted indulging in a spot of the old Bolivian marching powder have we? Certainly not snorts Katie’s spokesperson indignantly! Jordy “did turn to drugs in the lowest ebb of her life” - but not to the illegal kind. How very preposterous. Which means? Pesky old prescriptions...

And who can blame the girl for reaching to the medicine cupboard instead of the coco pops with her brekkie set to the tune of "Mysterious Girl" every morning. Though wasn’t simple Pete who 'pushed her to her limit' – Katie’s blamed the whole nasty affair on a brutal bout of post natal depression.

Still every cloud has a silver lining. And this one comes in the form of Jordan’s latest auto biographical lit fest, Pushed To The Limit, in which the whole messy drug debarcle is recounted with searing honesty.....to the sound of tinkling cash registers! Not that it would have been a reason for revealing the scintillating nugget in the first place. Sounds like a plan only a media savvy manipulator with years of experience in the public eye could cook up.

That’s Pete off the hook then.